Before playboy, before penthouse, before pornographic movies or Madonna videos ever existed, people still had sexual thoughts, OK?
"How do you know that?" "We're here...Somebody's been fucking! You follow your family tree back and every branch...... fucking." Sure, what caused the way back then? Well, maybe the wagon trail ride out west; I don't know what she has under that gingham skirt, but when we stop for water baby, we're fucking, ha! I gotta woody on the trail, I gotta woody on the trail." You see, they're getting cart the before the horse on this pornography issue; Penthouse does not create sexual thoughts. There ARE sexual thoughts and THEREFORE there is penthouse. I know these sound like philosophical musings to you, what came first, the hard on, OR the Madonna video? - mehhhhhh.